I mean. Vegetable juice. Yeah.

We have a juicer now and we need juice recipe suggestions.

So far we’ve made. Carrot apple, watermelon cucumber, celery and other green stuff. And now I’m out of ideas.

Fruits and vegetables are a really important part of your everyday diet. So make sure you are eating 3-5 fruits and vegetables a day!

Ok? Awesome!

This Is Your Life: Bob Guccione
Come on an illicit trip down memory lane with Penthouse Magazine founder and 70’s icon Bob Guccione (Hal Rudnick). Hosted by Hustler Magazine’s Larry Flynt (Justin Donaldson). This festival of filth and whimsy will be highlighted by visits from Hugh Hefner, Caligula’s Malcom McDowell, Jenna Jameson and many more. Let’s get it on!

With:
Drew Droege
Nick Wiger
Eddie Pepitone
Brandon Johnson
James Adomian
Neil Campbell
Paul Rust
Jordan Morris
Nathan Barnett
Cale Hartmann
James Pumphrey
Becky Feldman
Tim Saccardo
Matty Smith
Jack Allison
Josh Simpson
Monika Smith
Josh Fadem
Chuck Ford

Special Appearance by Adult Film Star, Dana Dearmond

Make your Rezzies – (323)908-8702 or go here
http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2280

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heres a little something for fashion week.

last night i explained to dan that adam & eve can have commercials on television because they are named after a biblical reference. the company he works for, new sensations, is named after in INXS song. after that autoerotic asphyxiation incident the new sensation song just doesn’t seem as wholesome. sorry dan. no late night porno commercials for you.

Banned Go Daddy Super Bowl Ad – Watch more Funny Videos

Credits: Written by Hal Rudnick
Starring Hal Rudnick, Jeff Sloniker, James Pumphrey, Cale Hartmann & Dana DeArmond
GoDaddy Voice Over by James Adomian
Directed & Edited by Payman Benz
Director of Photography – Chris Darnell
Sound – Sean Oakley
Produced by Michael Busch, Megan Reeves & Joe Wagner
Special thanks to Josh Simpson and Sean Boyle at Funny or Die