saturday i went to opera in hollywood to make a special appearance and have my photos taken.
i had my house keys and my retainer at that point.
some where between that club and my car or the gold room (dive bar in echo park)
i somehow lost both my house keys and my retainer.
i feel like im developing some kind of mild early onset alzheimer’s
why can i not remember where i put things? or at least not lose things?
the cool part of the night is that i met a girl who i had talked to on OkCupid.com and made real life friends with her and her entourage of gay dude friends.
and i met a fan named evan.
he stopped me as i walked by saying “hey, you look exactly like dana dearmond” to which i replied, “oh yeah, probably because i am dana dearmond!” (god, i crack myself up.)
it cost
200$ to replace my retainer.
50$ for a new and a spare security card for my building
10$ to copy my house keys
25$ to change the lock on my mailbox.
but im going to have to say, it was totally worth it to meet those people.
good times.
bad memory.
xo
dd
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This is pretty cute. The story about the guy passing by is the best.
I’m glad you made some new friends. That is always a pretty awesome experience.
Cheers,
Jnot
how can you be so hot?
On your fake tv show earlier this evening you said something about some man on the set of some taping, taking his finger and putting in your sexy butthole. Dirty fucker did what I felt like doing this one time I saw you in person. Your near bare ass was right in grabbing distance to me. Your almost nude butthole was staring at me, and my camera. I would never shove my finger in a butt without giving the butthole a sensual massage first, that’s for sure..
This story makes me want to watch Ray Milland in Lost Weekend.
I asked you about Chucks during your last show at Naughty America, but you missed where I said I’d like to send you some. Email me so I can get your size and so on.
I just like the title. You’re either a fan of the Pixies, Fight Club, or both.
You might want to stay away from alcohol when you don’t want to spend 300 bucks on replacing things.