Feb 152010
last night i explained to dan that adam & eve can have commercials on television because they are named after a biblical reference. the company he works for, new sensations, is named after in INXS song. after that autoerotic asphyxiation incident the new sensation song just doesn’t seem as wholesome. sorry dan. no late night porno commercials for you.

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