i was at target today in the laundry detergent isle and an elderly woman asked me what the difference was between regular and high efficiency detergents (for front loading washing machines)…

and i totally fucking knew the answer.Â

so i perked up and explained that the HE detergent is low sudsing and more dirt capturing for the front loaders which use less water.

and that regular detergent is too foamy and can mess up your washing machine.

she was very impressed and thanked me, buying the regular detergent as she owned a top loader.Â

i dont consider myself an extremely “smart” person.  but the elderly seem to think im something else! Â