Who’s the racist, homophobic, bible-thumping, lunatic of a Chihuahua? It’s the adorable Mayor Cutie in this Atom exclusive by Duncan Trussell and Natasha Leggero featuring Thomas Lennon. and of course me! the internet’s girlfriend Dana DeArmond with my lovely co-kisser Zoe Voss.

click to listen to the morning after podcast episode 1 with
jake weisman, dana dearmond & eliolsberg

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Come on out June 24th to see ME live on The Naughty Show at the Hollywood Improv on June 24th @ 8 pm!
Apparently I will be receiving the Silver Schlong of Excellence Life Time Achievement Award for dedicating my life to all things Naughty!

haha. sounds good to me.

My friend Joanna Angel is also a guest on Naughty 12 and we will be selling signed copies of out new BurningAngel dvd Bartenders.

click flyer for TIX

you can RSVP by emailing thenaughtyshow@gmail.com
the Hollywood Improv is located at 8162 Melrose Ave. Los Angeles, CA 90046
this might be the best $14 you ever spend in your life.
i look forward to seeing all you naughty boys and girls there!

Today is my birthday!

And on this day I want to thank everyone who reads my blog or follows my tweets for being supportive of me and my career over all these years.

My fans are amazing and make all my wishes come true on my birthday and every other day of the year.

I want to let you know that I love and appreciate you all and without you I wouldn’t have much to celebrate on my special day.
Thank YOU!
xo
Dd

im very excited to announce the release of my first project in association with burningangel in 4 years. if you like hot sex and hilarious comedy with sexy girls, this is the movie for you!

click the box to BUY Bartenders @ tlaraw.com

Cast: Joanna Angel, Evan Stone, Dana DeArmond, James Deen, Mason Moore, Kleio Valentine, Kylee Kross, Moretta Coxxx

hey all you el duderinos out there, do you love the big lebowski? but have always felt there was a little something missing from the original Coen brothers cult masterpiece? was that something hardcore anal fucking? yes? well, as luck would have it New Sensations and director Lee Roy Myers have given birth to your abomination of a sick, twisted fantasy and turned The Big Lebowski into a hardcore porno movie.
i make a cameo in the film as the Jesus’ (played by James Deen) bowling partner Liam.
i was supposed to get fucked in this movie, but sadly, something came up… and that something was that i had gonorrhea that day. i know you are going to read that and wonder if that’s a joke or not… i’ll never tell

this movie is fucking awesome and i suggest you buy it.
specifically from me…

click the box cover to buy The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody @ TLARAW.com

coming this summer. enjoy

did you ever wonder what would happen if you put two of the internets most awkward personalities in the same room? well, here is a video of exactly that.

if you are fan of porn, between two ferns, and inside the actors studio… this interview will give you that funny feeling in your private areas.

enjoy!

saturday i went to opera in hollywood to make a special appearance and have my photos taken.

i had my house keys and my retainer at that point.

some where between that club and my car or the gold room (dive bar in echo park)

i somehow lost both my house keys and my retainer.

i feel like im developing some kind of mild early onset alzheimer’s

why can i not remember where i put things? or at least not lose things?

the cool part of the night is that i met a girl who i had talked to on OkCupid.com and made real life friends with her and her entourage of gay dude friends.

and i met a fan named evan.
he stopped me as i walked by saying “hey, you look exactly like dana dearmond” to which i replied, “oh yeah, probably because i am dana dearmond!” (god, i crack myself up.)

it cost
200$ to replace my retainer.
50$ for a new and a spare security card for my building
10$ to copy my house keys
25$ to change the lock on my mailbox.

but im going to have to say, it was totally worth it to meet those people.

good times.
bad memory.
xo
dd